New Gene Poll tomorrow! If you haven't already, I urge you to read yesterday's funny, physically revolting post here. (And send in questions / stories at the link provided.) geneweingarten.substack.com/p/a-report-fro…

So are all you poor DC slobs cowering indoors in fear of the savage wind-whipped, hail-bearing thunderstorm yheading our way on this gorgeous da?

The Gene Pool is out! It is here! geneweingarten.substack.com/p/flogging-a-d…

You'll never see another sports story like this again. It's wonderful. DO NOT SKIP THE VIDEO. nytimes.com/2023/06/26/spo…

HEY. This is what @rachelman2 has been up to. To quote the TV station, if you love vinyl, and you love love, give it a spin. It's in Annapolis. Good god, this is a good idea. wmar2news.com/local/the-anna…

The next time you go to a restaurant and order calimari, and the calimari is only rings, no tentacles, meaning they are treating you like children who do not understand food -- I would use the bathroom, defecate all over the floor, and then leave.

If you are within a mile of a Pain Quotidien, stop what you are doing now, and go there and order avocado toast with smoked salmon. A chain restaurant that does something -- one thing -- really well.

Holy shit. Perfect game Domingo German for Yanks.

The world for me has ended. The Great Rex Parker, commander of puzzles, caesar of not giving a shit, actually sank to posting his effing Worldle game.

Thanks for the (unattributed) mention of my story, but I am wearying of having to say this: You are quoting a dumb, inaccurate bullshit internet version of it. For those who care, here is the story: washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/maga…

That's a funny observation! Yep, they caught me.

The Invitational Gene Pool begins around noon. The results are great. Questions, comments, impertinences right here. Send em now. forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…

The Invitational Gene Pool is out! It is here. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-invitati…

The Weekend Gene Pool is out. It is here. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/its-academic

Happy Fourth. Remember today is the last day some people will have ten fingers. Behave accordingly. The Gene Pool starts early, at 11 because things are nuts today. Send questions / observations / anecdotes here, now. forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…

Addendum: In the Gene Pool, which starts at 11 on this July 4, we're going to be talking at some length about our crappy Supreme Court. Send observations here: Happy Fourth. forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…

The Gene Pool is out. It is here. It has charming bitterness because it's partly about our Supreme Court on this July 4. It is here. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/justice-you-…

It's hard for me to imagine having anything in common beyond the obvious -- a penis, say, or the biological need to eat and excrete -- with the imbeciles who take pleasure in detonating neighborhood fireworks endlessly into the night. Our dogs should just eat them tomorrow.

In case you missed yesterday's Gene Pool onaconna the Fourth. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/justice-you-…

Believe it or not, The Gene Pool / Invitational Edition begins at or about noon ET. We are taking rude questions, and will answer them. Send them here: forms.gle/4vAkCgvxKXYVSF…