API: hi I'm rest 😏 Me: you were the chosen one!

I love it when my fridge ransoms my own food backs to me. God bless modern technology.

It's novel to see an outage for Facebook I look forward to reading the report.

Now Twitter has stopped cropping images we can finally post this extremely cursed Long Chip (which breaks just about all of our brand guidelines, sorry)

My new favourite thing, is making ice cubes, dropping them into my lukewarm drink and watching the thermal shoke crap them... I need to get out more.

Hope this isn't retaliation for closing the Russian office, but probably more than likely human error.

Stunning work

Remember to self, never travel with wizz air again. Best part I've not even flown with them yet.

First international flight in a where and surprisingly painless for now. More coffee is required.

Somehow hyperbole, yet also not inaccurate.

You're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.

"drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless & hopeless" that is very on the nose. youtu.be/0p-Ta83V7iw

You'll be back there soon enough.

I'm sure this is fine.

Yes let's raise a glass I'm sure that will pay the bills and not look at how we got here to this point first place.

But they are both good boi's

I don't get it, where is all this love coming from for PHP at the moment?

Another day spent profiling code which at this point feels beyond salvageable.

It is amazing that more than 50% of WordPress sites are using an unsupported version of PHP.

When trying to make spaghetti stick to the wall, it's time to make spaghetti!