If you can convince a woman to be BM #3 you should be selling houses

And that gumbo looks disgusting

If you work in healthcare as a woman, your standards have to be high. Almost every day you see what happens to women who fall in love with bums.

And people are paying for fake MyChart results if you are considering abstinence for a while.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck no

Lauriol plaza type of day go back to our roots

As a 30+ …ladies wtf at this big age yall are tripping. You are worth courting.

What’s going on with these AI fruits and why is their love life so juicy?

If you have a joint account with your partner, isn’t it just common courtesy to let them know when you are going to make a substantial withdrawal??

Nursing Students: do not pay ANYONE to remotely take your NCLEX. Have yall gone mad? Everything you worked for down the drain. Really?!?!

Got up and cleaned the house this morning at 4:00 AM. My weekends are mine. I do not clean on my Saturdays or my sleepy Sundays.

You can always tell when a person is used to dating people that don’t love themselves. Just watch how they react when you choose you… over them.

I’ve unlocked a new discovery keeping my coat on all day at work makes the day go by faster.

Top 5 90’s beverage 🔥🔥🔥

Stop having children with your boyfriends

Dear Chipotle… do you guys hold your staff at gunpoint at the meetings? Do you threaten to tear families apart? Do you hold people for Ransom? OK so why are your employees so afraid to give portions bigger than what a two-year-old will eat?

Today is the perfect day to say you’re pregnant and actually mean it and just pop out when the baby is born

Kids graduating from high school this year were born the same year that I graduated high school… feeling decrepit today

Ciara so fucking long limbed