to think that every photo of my life going forward won't have a didz in it.

WHY ARE WE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT TOILETS FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE ARE VIOLENT RACISTS ROAMING THE STREETS, THERES A GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE, NO ONE HAS ANY CUNTING MONEY, WHYYYYYY IS IT ALWAYS TOILETS

nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations

my dad hates the EAT sign my mom put up in the kitchen so he put up a SHIT sign in the bathroom

We have now finished with our trial of the #EmergencyAlert system If you did not receive an alert on your mobile phone, then this was due to the fact that you are not scheduled to survive the upcoming extinction level event Unfortunately not everyone will make it, which is

NAH

I've been watching clips of Leslie's return all morning and CRYING. IMAGINEEEE being celebrated like that wow wow 😭😭😭

so beautiful 🥹❤️

that unhinged gaze tho ❤️

grief is so fucking heavy. really struggling to carry it

I never thought, after years of busy and amazing internet chat and meeting some amazing people, it would suddenly all go quiet and my feeds would be full of randoms I don't care about. I'm posting stuff all the time that nobody is fucken seeing. We need to fix the internet 😭

Or maybe I'm just boring and nobody cares

leave my cinnamon roll Lin-Manuel out of this

fuck

should I do this? I should do this

feeling the need to convey that I don't know all the same jokes as the kids because I'm trying hard to be a "cool" teacher, I'm just as chronically online as they are

This guy literally dropped the best mindset shift you’ll ever hear

Nobody grew up with intentions of being a cleaner, cashier or security guard. We all had big dreams but life happened. Respect other people’s jobs.

Facebook - bollocks Instagram - talking to my fucking self twitter - any joy and whimsy is brutally killed