@notAshIrwin That face? Excuse me? I am the bomb when it comes to drinking.

Ashton should become a serial killer because I got three no votes.

@notAshIrwin Oh my god, I love you.

My beach bring the boys to the shore.

Baby look what you've done to me.

@notAshIrwin I'll drink you under the table.

All dolled up to sit in my throne, like the queen I am.

You have no idea what you're missing out, honey.

@notAshIrwin Don't be so sure about that, dear.

My cat full on attacked the Christmas tree and IT CRASHED.

@jchnocaIlaghcn That's how I felt when 67% voted I shouldn't be a comedian.

@jchnocaIlaghcn Where did we go wrong? Where did we sin? I feel absolutely devastated.

@jchnocaIlaghcn Do you need a hug, some tissues, a donut? :/

@jchnocaIlaghcn Only after the food, I see.

@jchnocaIlaghcn Who doesn't love them?

Where did Saturday go!?

Chocolate number six on the advent calendar.

Home from a long vacation, hello.

#gems

Hooray and a special blessing going out to my bombshell bra.