learn how to address a real life angel or stay tf away from me

i have not purchased one christmas gift but i do have 3 packages otw for me tho

just found out it doesn’t matter how early i go to bed i just don’t wanna go to work

Come healed and be funny

if i send u music please study the lyrics

this or nothing

This is how I feel the first time I meet someone’s parents or step into their home, like this is getting deeper and shouldn’t be taken lightly. You’re literally entering someone else’s world!!!

the difficulty in buying flowers is not in buying her flowers. it's keeping her in mind. it's having a part of your brain always on and devoted to her small joys and comfort. this is why if you have to ask for flowers it entirely defeats the purpose. this is also why "look it's

feel free to dress slutty at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted

i pretend not to see people’s embarrassing moments.

I just love womennnn

sober texting everyone i love them

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

i be going through my ig highlights smiling so hard , this bitch overly bad omg

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

pov: i manifested the it girl adult life i was promised as a kid and now i live like i’m in a movie 🎀