“MY TOMMY” 😍😍 #LoveIsland

I won’t bother with the ageing app thing. I find you can achieve the same results if you just don’t filter your selfies

Seeing a girl on my FB Editing a photo of Harley’s face from loveisland with a terrible photo that’s ment to be her “look alike” in her eyes has made me feel sick to my stomach. Bullying at the first degree! girls today take there lives over things like this today. Shameful!!!!

This has been a proper hairdresser chat all week 😂😂😂

My julia rose 🥀 becomes a Mrs today ❤️👸🏼💍

Oh cellian Murphy how I have missed you! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

People that only want to know you when they want something! 🖕🏼

I love saying ‘I need to stop eating these’ while putting them out of reach, and then immediately reaching for them to carry on eating.

The anxiety of my little man starting school next week ☹️

Well driving in Maidstone for the first time today was entertaining 😫😐

Saw Jeff Innocent yesterday at butlins, hilarious man was the Bloody highlight of my weekend!!!!! 😂😂 definitely be booking to see him again! #Butlins80sweekend

Evening thinking 🤔💭

It’s only technically still day one and I’m sitting in bed eating a block of cheese like an apple. #NewYearsDay

Swear the central heating is drying my skin out to the point I’m becoming a dried up prune 😫😖

Reason why I brought new expensive thick pillows recently is so I can smother the other half in his sleep because of his ridiculous snoring and his death will look like a complete accident 😏😑

I miss pasta 😂

I really need to stop going to bed so late 💤

Flatmate got home with a bottle of wine, and then a Bounty and a bar of dark chocolate. I questioned the chocolate choice and she said - ‘I forgot my ID so I bought grownup sweets so they wouldn’t ask me’

Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.