me after saying “ladies first” to a man

Consider the fact that most people don’t like themselves. So maybe don’t worry if they don’t like you.

wanting a pug is like wanting a kid w down syndrome on purpose

millennials need to get drafted

if you walk past me and you smell like unwashed hair and ass i’m going to audibly gag idc we need to normalize bullying people w bad hygiene for the greater good

how do you want me to take you seriously if you’re a russ fan?

if you sneeze into your hand kys

anita max win

it’s not bullying if you’re a shitty person, call it reparations

they should’ve banned tik tok before the pumpkin cream cheese lady got a chance to upload

if you were a speech and debate kid in high school just know that i can tell and you’re fucking insufferable

eating feels like an unskippable cutscene

mandatory drug testing for anyone trying to name their kid some basic name with shit spelling just to be unique

idc i still think sharpay did nothing wrong

aot ending was mid, there’s no way they made the best plot developments ever only to end w eren folding for a girl

Embrace cringe