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calendar_today15-01-2011 01:22:29
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5 years ago
Lizzo gave us hot girl summer
My favorite part of the day is when Jack and I are trying to fall asleep and I ask him about what we should have for dinner the following night.
Nothing is cuter than hearing boys talk basically โgirl talkโ with each other. Like โhow did you know when you liked her?โ Etc #flyonthewall
Iโm sad that being a therapist means I probably will always be excused from juries.
Forget having flying dreams, I had a dream where I was telekinetic and it was the best moment of my life! 10/10 highly recommend
Bumpers up or Iโm out.
If #Euphoria is #relatable, Iโm never having children.
My diet starts on Monday and I feel like Iโm playing a game of โhow much can I eat before then?โ
Can #eboys grow a beard?
I donโt know what #discord is and at this point, Iโm too afraid to ask.
Eyeballs? More like dry balls. What Iโm saying is my eyes are dry.
What happens when a mailman gets a package for themselves? Do they deliver them themselves or does their mailman friend think โyou go Jerry!โ
I showed my man tik tok, now heโs as obsessed as I am, so now when I go to show him the good ones I found, Iโm met with โsaw thisโ
Is being an adult just always having a little bit of a cold?
I don't understand when people say "let your hair down" for relaxing. My hair has been down all day. It needs to get the hell out of my face if I'm trying to relax.
Happy Valentineโs Day to me!! #jaclynhillvolume2 @Jaclynhill
4 years ago
The worst thing about the boneyard match was the dementors #wrestlemania
It makes me sad that none of the girls on #TooHotToHandle could find a bikini top that fits. The beautiful are suffering too, people!
Have you ever spelled something so badly that google comes up with ZERO results? #proud #accomplishment