if i did tht tiktok trend where it’s all the things you smell like mine would just be pure lamb. just lamb. i work in a turkish restaurant and i cannot scrub the smell of lamb carcass off my skin plz help

yoooo Wordle 215 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 216 4/6 bit of a cheeky wordle today ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 219 X/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜fuck off

something i've been wanting to get off my chest

It's just been a weekend, but in my mind we summer in France with our genius daughters now, and you teach me to play the piano

i kind of get now why pooh bear was always saying “oh dear” all the time—i’m the same way

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

This is performance art. Duchamps urinal has been hit with hammers as art. Brian Eno even pissed into it. They’ve used Campbells Tomato soup which is a reference to Warhol. This is performative vandalism so that we take our gaze away from objects and towards climate disaster

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CSM girlies taking their mum out for lunch at Coal Drops Yard:

Salt Bae is back at it, saying Avocado in a Limerick accent

Kierkegaard

don't invite me unless these are the plans

there needs to be a show like the bear but for bisexual east london sommeliers

I have realised that my elderly cat wants, instead of meals, is an endless rotation of tiny snacks, each different from the last. I have realised that what she wants is a small-plates restaurant