Sup bitches we’re back

Measly students complaining about the wind. What’re you even worried about?? YOU DONT EVEN FLY! ... bunch of flightless mammals

The path is OURS! ⚠️Proceed at your own risk⚠️

People move for geese, not the other way around

This is our world and you’re just living in it

Just popped on here to remind students we WILL ATTACK if you’re caught walking near OUR LAKES

GOOSE SPOTLIGHT This is Reggie. Likes: the lakes shitting on paths Dislikes: wind students

A student had the nerve to get within 6 feet of me today ... I hissed #Covidiots #germs #GooseGang4Lyfe

Yes we can shit wherever we want because WE RUN THE LAKES!

One of the great wonders of the world is the yearly summer student migration away from our lakes, and the campus in general #UMUGooseThoughts

It’s already Geese vs Students SZN? Time really flies… unlike students #GooseGang4Lyfe

Proposed Spring 2022 Renovations

Homecoming Tailgate on the Lakes Alumni Geese only!

Shitting ALL OVER the path today! Just because it’s getting colder doesn’t mean we don’t still run the lakes

boutta bring the flock to chives

Goose Island only

Some perspective for you students to consider as our annual voyage south looms closer #TheLakesWillAlwaysBeOurs