day 18 #tf2 happy December 1st for those who celebrate

あざらし？

My daughter b like “if u need something, call me” ???? You’re 3 sister girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Twisted pair… #sneakpeek #dailytees theyetee.com/collections/da…

1/2(木)からアトレさんとのコラボキャンペーンを開催しているよ✨ atre WINTER CARNIVAL × #たまごっち ステッカープレゼントや、たまごっちに会えるイベントを開催🌟 詳しくはアカウントをチェック👇 アトレ【公式】 #Tamagotchi

Good morning

French stoners when their dab pens die :

Is it cool? Two strong guys.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary apparently this was a few days ago but i never come here anymore lol you can find me on bsky under the same user, or if you know my private account here

when you are operating on a scout and he starts crying #SoRelatable

i never wash my hands

I hope you know CPR because you're taking my breath away. #DoctorJokes #Funny #OldManStrength

sometimes i think to myself, what would my team do without me. scream? die? god knows what. well. time to shove the medigun up my ass.

Be sure to wear protection. i know jockstraps can be uncomfortable but. you must