I just read something that said “We aren’t meant to address everything we find out. Just adjust your guard.” I finally grasped that concept.

you gotta start asking folks “are you sure you want us to start being mean to eachother?” when they start those jabs. many people forget it can be mutual and they aren’t actually the most evil bitch out.

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong: – Women – Oldest daughters – Firstborn granddaughters

whenever I say “right…right” I’m channeling her

Me at 1:30am Me at 6am

when i workout and actually feel better

fiyero: i’m going with her elphaba & glinda:

When someone is being passive aggressive but I’m about to be direct

They gotta understand, we live a totally different life. I don’t have kids! I don’t have to go as hard

Adulting hits when you understand that weekends exist purely for recovery, not for actual fun.

i revisit this tweet like an old friend

Hans Zimmer absolutely cooked on Pirates of the Caribbean.

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we are playing

POV: how sodium, potassium, and calcium felt after leaving the periodic table and joining physiology.

when I say something’s going to happen and it actually happens

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND