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Probably truer than even the most paranoid mind can comprehend

Welcome to 1984.

comedy is finally legal

Good to know, Stephen Miller.

🚨🇺🇸 TUCKER CARLSON – "Anyone who serves in the IsraeIi MiIitary should be deported from US"

A Statement from GameStop

This isn’t a joke btw. This is actually the U.S. economy. This scam is going to come crashing down. Soon.

Is this guy fuckin serious? He takes his wife out for a nice meal and pays $145 to a local restaurant instead of giving that money to his landlord? Unreal

lmfao

Crazy stat of the day: Nvidia’s market cap is now greater than the GDP of every country in the world except US and China Totally normal

Legitimate Targets

Now make him wake up and go to work again. Increase dread by 50%. Give him a little hope once the coffee cup hits his hands. No, not that much.

SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters: • SpongeBob - Gemini • Patrick - Sagittarius • Sandy - Aries • Squidward - Taurus • Mrs. Puff - Cancer • Pearl - Leo • Karen - Virgo • Mermaid Man - Libra • Plankton - Scorpio • Mr. Krabs - Capricorn • Bubble

These Somalis are taking over America man…

so every game just looks like this now

Are we in hell?

Grindr is going to be on life support.

Michael Imperioli for Kith & The Sopranos