The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

If Cthulhu wore Crocs

TIL the docker image for an app we're building is 19MB larger than it needs to be cos some ruby gems bundle every file in their repo into the gem, instead of only files needed to run the gem. Do this instead: til.zero-one.io/posts/6j0p6oxy…

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

Those sound like amazing Destiny subclass builds

Anything by Oracle is the first that springs to mind.

SOUTH AFRICA PEEPS: Radiolab is on the search for someone in/near Johannesburg to help on a secret experiment, in the middle of the night (~3AM on 5/23). Will be brief + fun, we hope. Night owls? Night shifters? Please spread the word. DM me or email [email protected]

I don’t think folks will ever truly know what this man has done for FIFA players in South Africa: The work he does & the sacrifices he makes. Michelé 'Stickalish' Brondani these crazy adventures are the best when you’re around 😂 Some of us know. And we appreciate it!

That’s your garden variety Heisenbug

That photo looks like a closeup of a new Apple product.

"I judge you unfortunate because you have never lived through misfortune. You have passed through life without an opponent‚ no one can ever know what you are capable of, not even you." – Seneca

Satish was one of my tutors alongside @citizen428 and Vic all the way back in 2011. I can draw a line from him through to my success today. This is terrible news. Rubylearning.com *literally* changed my life.

What’s stopping you from coding like this?

I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point

This is me, not just to compensate for shitty audio mixing but also dogs barking every time an insect twitches.

It’s like the universe made a song specifically for me. Bon Iver and The National together for a truly beautiful song about memory and loss. youtube.com/watch?v=zcII2C…

I so very badly want this to be true

If you’re a Nedbank client, and like me have jumped in fright because their online banking invokes the voice of your scary Std 5 Maths teacher to warn you about session timeouts… Oh boy, have I got something for you. Settings -> Accessibility -> Session Timeouts. Toggle off.

That look of amazement is definitely from seeing Cable’s feet for the first time.

Looks like 15 years was the limit. Now that twitter has killed 3rd party clients, imma head out to Mastodon @[email protected] #MyTwitterAnniversary