Fear the Turtle #UMD #Terps

“Right now DC’s hottest club is Black Lives Matter plaza” -Garrett MSNBC Correspondent

Ok, we’re really doing this. 🎮 Retweet & follow for a chance to win a Big Bo Xbox Series X. (Yes, seriously)

My fiance Lex going FULL pro-gender equality, pro sex fluidity #HarrisStyles #WomanMLB

Just did something very 90s and crushed some choc. milk

Ladies and Gents??

Binding marriage vis-a-vis enforceable oral contract

Reliving my childhood and watching a Jackass marathon on IFC. I wonder how the cast members’ respective middle-aged bodies are treating them after all these years?

I confess Pre-COVID, I never wiped my equipment down at the gym

Sorry Dad, 👋👋👋 your Career

My bro P. Byron would definitely love this song. open.spotify.com/track/2rZWWJNv…

~FactCheck~ Maryland Terrapins In 2010, that was definitely still been *Comcast* Center, not “XFINITY?”

10 year old me could've never imagined one day I'd be listing these on ebay to help 30 year old me, cover the price for getting a new transmission ebay.us/VreMd9

I like #sea #shells

Today, I eat my banana bread with cream cheese to honor my pop #Indulge #Kimball

Some Superbowl Sunday crab dip this evening in #Baltimore

Just finished watching Hulu and The New York Times documentary “Framing Britney.” Wow. Just wow. #FreeBritney #freebritneyspears

PLEASE make this a permanent flavor Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams - it is TOO good (and Lex and I would like to feature a bucket of this flavor at our Fall ‘21 wedding)!

I learner my AirPods (1st Gen) are machine washable and dryable! Thanks Apple!

CALLING any persons w/ anything resembling a backbone Democrats Senate Democrats, House Republicans Senate Republicans, Please vote to make the Code of Conduct for US Judges binding on SCOTUS and/or to create a code of conduct for SCOTUS #WHATTHEDOBBS#TWENTYFIRSTCENTURY COURTSACT #SUPREMECOURTETHICSACT