Wanjiku receives the newspaper she’s been waiting for. The one with a front page obituary.

Tangu nilay, what I thought was, life-changing omuzigidi & the babe didn't even post that fuck ass doll after. Niliwacha kujituma kigongi-wise.

Another gem: jifunze kusema waaaah!

By POI, I mean, Person of Interest, hapa, you will be monitored na kikosi, in and out na siku utamake mistake kama kubeba blank hata moja, we kwisha, itabidi familia iuze shamba wa kutoe remand! (Just Saying, Allegedly)

Waithira ūrì mūthaka gatagati-ini ka andū No ngerwo tumìtugo twaku ti twega🎶🎶🎶

George never looked back! 🙌 Here's your points-finishers from the Singapore Grand Prix 📈 #F1 #SingaporeGP

“Thankful for another year. I pray that my plans, decisions, and actions are guided by my values and beliefs. I pray that my mind, body, and spirit are vibrant, healthy, and full of love. Happy birthday to me.”

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Hapa Kazi tu 🔥 QuePay

I remember a day dad cooked ugali..it was raining heavily so akitoka jikoni mbio kuvuka akaslide ugali ikaanguka ikapotea😂😂we searched and searched.

The number of times I have survived at a very close shave makes me even question my existence. In 2004 while herding goats a snake nimelala chini ya mti,a snake fell and bit my thigh. I ran 12 home kilometers away. My grandafther akaniwekelea kwa machine yake,his 55HP black

my parents divorced almost instantly after i was born so i grew up with a nanny who became my second mother and look what she posted on facebook lol who wants to take care of me???!!!???

I’m sorry but this story has finished me

Marriage is a blessing ,single people don’t cry!😌

#1 on Flightradar24 right now - flight #KQ203 carrying the body on the former Kenyan Prime Minister Raila Odinga who died in India yesterday.

Reject the Computer Misuse and Cybercrimes (Amendment) law signed yesterday by Ruto. #FreeSpeech

RT for Bosco. Like for Ruto #RejectCyberCrimeLaw

I've given up, who wants the incomplete version? Anyone? No one? Ok

Safaricom’s attempt to settle a case outside court over leaked data of 11.5 million customers has failed. The High Court will now hear the case after talks collapsed. (The data, including names, IDs, and betting records, was allegedly shared with a sports betting firm).

Nikutafutie number ya Mama yake umtusi?