I had twitter back when you could text in your tweets

𝘼𝙇𝙄 back when twitter would put you in jail and your friends would tweet 'free' you

A L I Back when u could edit other ppl tweets

This was her FIRST time at her dad house and he made her sleep on the couch in the living room with three pitbulls that didn’t know her while he slept in his bedroom with the door closed? He claims he didn’t hear a fucking sound? Send that man to the chair.

Grandma not mad. Grandma just HURT 😭

Ward D by Freida McFadden is WILDDDDDDD 😭🫨

And they be knowing exactly who they're with-

It’s always a hater somewhere DAMN

These awkward ass pauses on LIB are killing me 😂😂

A lack of consideration is a turn off, i’m not going to remind you to think of me

do you ever just wonder how different your life would be if that one thing didn’t happen

to put myself first

I don’t give a fuck what a man likes

practicing detachment while craving connection is brutal

i will hate u so fast don’t do no weird shit to me

Inconsistent & inconsiderate.

Fascinating how easily men fumble their wife over some random coochie.

Finally watching Love Island.. who gone pmo first 😂