What is the haps, my brethren? Enjoying this marvelous Monday morning, I presume? @toolitclit @KatieFreidhoff Kara

year 3000 without sex... not much has changed but they live underwater

i pray that august, september, october, and december are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open & opportunities.

Miss me? Send a message. Need to apologize? I’m good at giving 2nd chances. Want to know something? I’m an open book. Have a problem? Address it. Need to talk?Im a good listener. Hate me? Tell me why,let’s talk through it. Want to be friends? I’d love to. Take the risk, who cares

Just another day of battling evil. 'Tis a difficult life.

Why must you always whine? x.com/dragonsRreal/s…

My frozen dairy beverage bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard and they claim, "Surely, 'tis better than thine."

Instruct me how to Douglas.

Thou cannot lay thy hands upon this. x.com/loyal2dawulf/s…

Hath been an extensive month thus far. I am overjoyed at the conclusion of this fortnight. Let the end-of-week festivities commence!

Where is mead when it is needed?

Grendel hath been receiving great amounts of attention as of late; I have an epic written about me. Do not forget that.

"Peep" the new picture of my profile when able. #blessed #godly

A joyous hump day to you, my friends!

I will boast unto you, my brothers and sisters! I am Beowulf, ruler of all!

All of my numerous wenches refer to me as "Daddy." For what reason, I do not know.