Why does my 6 year old have so much fucking attitude? 🙃 He’s got a mouth on him fasho. 😒

closing in on day 5 of potty training and i am exhausted!!!!!

G made me a mommy. He brought out the mother in me and made me realize how strong and brave I am. The twins have humbled me. 🤣😮‍💨

headed to Oakland for M’s and pediatric dermatology appointment.

survived that outing with 0 accidents but M won’t pee in public bathrooms so instead he peed by our car 🫠

M is still just happily crapping his pants and I’m ready to give up.

Meet Moka 🐶

In the puppy trenches and tired. Lol.

Moka went with my wife to work today because I have 2 hours of dental work ahead of me. 😭

G has his very first field trip on Tuesday. I am chaperoning (duh), but I feel like I need to get him a lunchable. Like that’s a must right? 😂

Chaperoned G’s field trip today. M started projectile vomiting at home with my mom. The puppy is having accidents today because it’s chaos. I’m ready to check out.

It never fails that M will get a virus and he will 1. Throw up everywhere (no matter what virus) 2. Get a high fever 3. Get a full body rash.

on the hunt for a good vacuum for kids + dogs. helpppp

It’s teacher appreciation week. It’s the last 4 weeks of school. It’s the ABC’s countdown to the last day. As a classroom parent I am tiiiiired.

BREAKING: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to capital murder and aggravated kidnapping in the death of 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death.

We are about to embark on a second tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy procedure in less than 12 months. 😭

consequences for a child who doesn’t give a fuck about anything? 😅

between the twins and the puppy, i might check myself into an institution.

when do the puppy blues end? this feel worse than the baby blues hahahah