new meme just dropped for the girlies

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they call him Jerry Deals

im Matt Christman yelling 'shut up shut up shut up' to this

man mad that a woman isn't wearing makeup 🙅‍♀️ cease and desist loser!

my sleep paralysis demon (complimentary)

i love to read a novel that's so moving, empathetic, and genuinely life-affirming and then look the author up and find out they killed themself with a hammer

On this very day, August 5th, two years ago…. “DOWN GOES ANDERSON!” “DOWN GOES ANDERSON!!”

the Tiny Things We Know To Be Small tweet is evergreen because I also saw one in the wild at the bookstore this weekend ("The Tiny Things Are Heavier") and almost did the Leo point face at it

outrageous stat

I think "film bro" is one of my least favorite pejoratives. It's meant to insult people for being into a certain kind of art? Do we call people "music losers" if they go to a lot of shows?

Girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s just an iced coffee and Josh Naylor playing for their favorite baseball team

Q: Why does #Israel deliberately target journalists covering the genocide in #Gaza? A:

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

guys Grok almost certainly doesn’t “know” why it was suspended, that’s not how it works at all

This is the smallest fundraiser I have and I want them to get a substantial donation to be able to buy food & basics. Donate here: chuffed.org/project/143047… For صدام's family!

Shohei has the same thing as Nikola Jokic where baseball is his second biggest passion but instead of his first biggest passion being horsies it’s heinous crime

I spilled some salad in front of my students and I said Thats fine real winners can afford to lose every once in a while and they were like woaaaahhh

frame it

JRod forever 🥹🥹🥹