Gay son all day long #nikkicapocci

Something about a chick who enjoys a cold beer #loveatfirstsight #expand

Staying fit in later life so I’m not the shameful fat fuck overflowing out of the middle seat on a full flight. Get a grip pal.

“I don’t fuck unless we’re dating” I got news for ya toots, you’re not Kim K. #RealityCheck

Just walked into the gas station and bought a $10 scratch ticket. Was a loser. Felt like one too.

Sun shining, windows down. Die Young by Kesha blasting on aux. Today fucks.

#DontLetHimGetOne

If you say “unironically” you need to fuck off.

We are now several days removed from Monday and I am still wondering what Vrabel told the defense before that game

Universities are slut factories.