At a point this fixture surpassed El classico

Journalist, UK

To future sober me My fault twin

she’s a 10 but has a fish head and no cannons

This is who is arguing with you online and not understanding simple concepts btw.

you rlly can’t miss a single day on this godforsaken app

But it’s not getting Starmer out is it, because it’s not a general election is it?

MacKenzie Scott divorced Jeff Bezos and got $36 billion in the divorce. She has donated $26 billion to charity since then. She’s now worth $42 billion, six billion MORE than when she started TAX THE BILLIONAIRES. THEY’LL BE FINE.

the fuck did i do ????

🚨🔥BREAKING: Liam Rosenior is planning to sue Chelsea after being denied his full payout for the remainder of his six-and-a-half-year contract. 💰 [ David Ornstein ]

When you see your homie walk out of his JPMorgan performance review.

This why we don’t see anyone from the trenches make it to the league anymore . It’s actually very sad .

Theres like people getting murdered and yall out here arresting fcking avocado dealers 😭

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔 “You don’t need kids.” “The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

😂

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

Realizing your mom sold your Pokemon cards at a garage sale when you were a kid and they’re worth $1M now

So Gerrard went to Salah’s house and smoothed over the situation so he didn’t leave in Jan? That’s actually insane lol