Grant Beachley (@gbeachley) 's Twitter Profile
Grant Beachley

@gbeachley

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing...

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The Flannel Patriot (@flannelpatriot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Most of us grew up with Henry Wadsworth Longfellow’s poem making Paul Revere look like a lone hero galloping through the night, yelling “The British are coming!” to save the Revolution single handedly. The real story is better. On April 18, 1775, Dr. Joseph Warren sent two

Most of us grew up with Henry Wadsworth Longfellow’s poem making Paul Revere look like a lone hero galloping through the night, yelling “The British are coming!” to save the Revolution single handedly. The real story is better. 

On April 18, 1775, Dr. Joseph Warren sent two
Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Who among us hasn’t filed a legal form inflating our net worth by 120,000%? I mean that’s a totally normal, understandable thing to do… right? 🙄

Spitfire (@dogrightgirl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We’ve reached the point in the matrix where the government officials who are guilty of fraud are creating laws that will imprison the people investigating their crimes. Incredible.

Lloyd Legalist (@lloydlegalist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In the 1980s, A&W tried to compete with the Mcdonald's Quarter Pounder by selling a 1/3 pound burger at a lower cost. The product failed, because most customers thought the 1/4 pound was bigger. Face it: we’ve been dumb for quite a while now.

Sunny (@sunnyright) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Democracy is when 51% vote to strip away political representation from the 49%, keeping the latter in a perpetual state of servitude to the former with no power to change it. Which is why the distinction between democracy and republic is not merely pedantic.