Bet his dad Ofcoursewell is buzzing

Thing that gets me is that they didn’t seem to be targets for them until we decide to go for it?

Hahahahahha aye Man U directors were sat scrolling Twitter laughing at Ibiza final boss and 30% off premium when they stumbled upon a David Ornstein tweet which gave them the nudge 😂😂😂 #NUFC

Man U with £350k a week, Newcastle with £150k a week. Thats your context

Just get them to tune in to Sky Sports News, they announced it on their incoming transfers graphic last night…

Hahahahahaha honestly man this guy. Hasn’t even mentioned Newcastle’s name it even though we have had a bid rejected, and has ruled out the possibility of him leaving Milan with his passive aggressive terms

To sum up Newcastle Uniteds transfer window Nicolas Jackson would miss the 1st game due to a red card he got v Newcastle last season 😂😂

In 2016 Leicester City produced the greatest achievement in football when they won the Premier League. The so called big 6 were embarrassed to see a little club promoted just 2 years before rip them apart. Since then, Tricky Dicky Masters has made sure it'll never happen again.

Remember when our biggest issue was the lack of announcement video for Elanga #NUFC

I think tonali leaving would fuck me off more than isak.

So many superlatives yet so little information. Also, he is under contract. A contract he signed as a written commitment to the club. The club adhering to their side of that contract is not “forcing” him to stay. It is literally abiding by the contractual agreement made

If it’s true and Tonali is “only” on 120k p/w then go and double it now #NUFC

"Football didn't start in 1992" Okay.... By 1970 only Aston Villa had more Major Honours than Newcastle United in England. Making us two of the biggest clubs in England at the time. Enjoy your big 6 status... while you can. Both clubs will only be held back for so long. #NUFC

Looking for a forward #NUFC ? Why’s nobody mentioning this guy?!?

I’d chuck another £5m on the Sesko offer, not to try and get him but to completely fuck over Man U #NUFC

This is either desperation or there has been some form of “encouragement” (did I use key transfer words right?) from the player. Or it’s completely false

You’re right, and that is absolutely our point

Ah he’s added the play bit on now too

So £55m? I’d be seriously interested in getting rejected by him at that price

Q is too early. Although understand this because I feel Q belongs later in the alphabet with your W’s and X’s. Anyway, business end is around U/V