So snapchat isn't just for whores?

Gay Twitter just exploded with yaaaaaaas all over my face. Lady Gaga just won a Golden Globe.

There's something marvelous about those post cardio Monday morning puffs. Weed hits better on Mondays. I adore Monday. Everything feels new.

"And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today" - David Bowie - Space Oddity youtu.be/D67kmFzSh_o

My butthole and I are totally in a fight right now.

So there's like this orgy literally starting like right now in front of me and I'm like yeah... No. What has happened to me. Who am I?

When I've packed the bowl way too fat and I think I can't take it all, I take a deep breath, arch my back, open up to it. And I take it all.

Gay stoners international... x.com/twinkboytyler/…

Woah. That was a long strange trip. Remind me never to go down that rabbit hole again. I'll stick to the holes I know. I'm back. Good times.

Post blunt escargot, cheese plate, onion tart, octopus... He knows just what I like and how to get what he likes.

So these crab cake burps are super sexy.

I have green everyday. Happy St Patrick's Day.

Are LSD flashbacks real? Yes. Definitely. Yes.

This is either the perfect Easter brunch outfit or the perfect golfing with rich white Republicans outfit.

Do Republicans wear VERSACE

Pre funk Easter brunch jams...

Vintage white VERSACE status loafers for Easter. Jesus would approve although he's more of a sandal guy.

All about that Monday evening post toke pedicure. Gotta keep the feet tight and right. Will I ever not be ticklish?

Is it just me, am I weed paranoid or does everyone think that the pedicure ladies talk about them and judge their feet?

Make someone feel good today.