The White House has confirmed to me that the "William 'Billy' Mitchell' who will get a statue in the National Garden of American heroes is Billy Mitchell the US Army General and "Father" of the Air Force, not Billy Mitchell the Pacman and Donkey Kong world record holder.

EXCLUSIVE: The note left for Biden in the Oval Office.

Larry King must have been 87 for at least 20 years.

Domo arigotnik, Dr. Robotnik.

Welp, this might put a crimp in plans for City Foundry. news4sanantonio.com/news/local/aus…

GOOD: Hearing "Mayor of Simpleton" on the overhead at the supermarket BETTER: Hearing someone in the next aisle singing along #xtc

Sharif don't like it

I can count on one hand the number of times I've worn jeans in the last year, and I don't miss them a bit. Soft pants forever.

Of what use is a breakfast cereal that doesn't cause children to ponder what happens after death? None. None use.

I keep getting notifications from a subreddit called r/mildlyinfuriating even though I have repeatedly turned off notifications and am not subscribed. So... well-played, I suppose.

Had a hard time trying not to think about this Bill Hader anecdote during The Elephant Man the other day

P at R obertson I s D E ad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎉

I AM SO SORRY, WHEN THE MEETING ENDED AND YOU SAID YOU WERE "GIVING ME MY TIME BACK" I ASSUMED I WAS FINALLY FREE

my cousin Jason (a cop in Tyler TX) was exposed to fentanyl today & they thought he was for sure going to die until his wife got to the scene & was able to whisper “The Sound of Freedom” in his ear until he got up & was able to bench his patrol car. #Faith #Real

Meeting up with friends as an adult

I'm slightly annoyed that I know the names of both the guys in The Black Keys when I don't give a single shit about them.

I inadvertently learned about the verdict while seeing a matinee of “The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” when the only other guy in the theater said out loud “Oop they got him.” (He also could’ve been talking about a chimpanzee who was being captured on-screen)

.Josh Hawley says he will vote YES on the bill. But he says he's not pleased that it will "take away health care from working people." "This has been an unhappy episode here in Congress, this effort to cut Medicaid. And I think, frankly, my party needs to do some soul searching.