I don't believe the phrase"if they wanted to they would" because I want to and I don't

i’m lowkey creepy af i do like watching what people are up to but i’m harmless i just have to know things for no reason

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

every movie has gay undertones if youre woke enough

françois showed up in this movie for one scene and outmugged literally everybody how is this possible

if i was a peasant in camelot i would’ve been writing rpf about arthur and merlin and reading it out loud in the town square

if heated rivalry was set in the uk the tuna melt would have been a crisp butty…much to think about

me: yeah I think naming the song “Javert’s Suicide” is a needless spoiler; it should be called “Javert’s Soliloquy” to contrast it with Valjean’s soliloquy in Act I my boss: I meant “anything else” in terms of this meeting

i was so woke in middle school i was calling MYSELF an sjw

the worst part is that i actually had a horrible nights sleep lol but hopefully i'll carry it forward from now

ever since i was a little boy ive dreamed of being a crowd favorite, non-famous, recurring guest on a friendship simulator podcast

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Americans planning a trip: Okay lets go to london and act like its our first day on earth and also walk really slowly down oxford street in big groups

isn't there a job where u can do something really hard and dangerous for like 8 hours a week and make enough to be left alone the rest of the time