All the ugly bitches work at Sephora

If I lose a griddy contest in front of an audience I’m airing that bitch out

keem and sza are just sad cause they lost their fishing rods

Tory Lanez and R Kelly performing at the prison talent show: x.com/z21_jojo/statu…

if I see you in your car alone, with a mask on, it’s only right for me to assume it’s to protect yourself from licking the windows

she gon quagmire on my peter til i brian

if you wipe your dick after you pee, your an asshole

I’m craving five guys and I ain’t talking no burger

an ipad with a pen is the true key to a bitches heart

the world would be 100% better if V Shred and Hitler swapped places in history.

god is real

i love red 40!

danger mouse is who dj khaled thinks he is

yummy snacks don’t have calories

Conway now has the worst album title ever

behind every dumbbell is a boy who just wanted a girl to freak his shit stupid style

pierre and carti are the real naruto and sasuke

Kinda weird how calling me a cuck is supposed to offend me. I saw the video of my wife getting plowed and I thought it was pretty hot! If that makes me a cuck, so be it!

Me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal