New work! C, oil on canvas panel.

I don’t rely on auto correct to spell aesthetic anymore.

I like to leave myself helpful notes, but I always end up with useless shit like “Listen to Carcass tomorrow”

All movies are post apocalyptic movies if the audience is all dinosaurs.

There are two doors to my bathroom, but I take the long way so my apartment seems bigger.

All discomfort comes from giving a shit.

Arby’s is coming out with a potato flavored vodka, a bit on the nose don’t ya think?

And for the dumbest thing you’ll read all month. Happy Pride. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Why the fuck do we think CEO’s aren’t useless? Elon Musk is CEO of more than 3 companies simultaneously.

How do you have time to tweet stupid bullshit and run 4 companies to the ground?

Fascist Elon Musk hates free speech!

Twitter where you can post nazi and fascist bullshit but you can’t parody Elon Musk

the name Garett is short for Cigarette

Really good job getting rid of the bots, dipshit Elon Musk

Remember when Elon Musk posted a poll asking if he should step down as Twitter CEO, and users decisively voted yes, and nothing happened?

I saw Marjorie Taylor Greene trying to abduct a small dog this morning. My sources tell me she planned on eating it raw.

I’m told that Lauren Boebert tried to hook up with Matt Gaetz but he turned her down on account she wasn’t a minor.

I saw someone matching Sara Gonzales’s description murder and proceeded to devour a small dog, when confronted she attacked a small child with a knife.

A self identified Lauren Boebert robbed and murdered a gas station attendant in Norfolk, CT on the evening of March 30th.