Gavin Burr
@gavinzero
Comedian, Painter, Tattooer
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23-09-2015 20:23:34
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I saw Marjorie Taylor Greene trying to abduct a small dog this morning. My sources tell me she planned on eating it raw.
I’m told that Lauren Boebert tried to hook up with Matt Gaetz but he turned her down on account she wasn’t a minor.
I saw someone matching Sara Gonzales’s description murder and proceeded to devour a small dog, when confronted she attacked a small child with a knife.
A self identified Lauren Boebert robbed and murdered a gas station attendant in Norfolk, CT on the evening of March 30th.