cracks his back as he stands and stretches.

"... gross." blinks at the other, then narrows his eyes. "who the fuck are you?"

"you didn't have to comment on it." rolls his eyes and ignores the finger guns, turning his back as he gathers his coffee mug. "is that actually a title you had to work for around here? doesn't impress me much."

"there's this wonderful thing called not opening your mouth and staying quiet, did you know that?" sips his coffee and tries not to wince at the scalding heat that burns his lips and tongue. "are you trying to be clever? get me to ask you questions? it's not gonna work."

"i get to stop hearing you speak. that's the fun." cue an aggravated huff and another angry gulp of coffee taken. this time, gavin curses at the heat as it burns his throat. "ugh, just shut the fuck up!"

ugh. he's struggling to stay awake at his desk.

half glares at the offerings before taking them with a grunt.

rolls his eyes and drinks more of the coffee. "what are you even doing here?"

"this isn't a hangout spot. it's a police station. either have a reason to be here or get out of my hair." damn, the coffee is really waking up his grumpy ass.

arches his brow at that. "if you're fucking with me, i can arrest you."

"seriously?" he's pulling up an incident report form on his computer screen, even if he's not entirely convinced yet that this isn't a joke. "give me details."

grunts. he's back.

(ooc.) wanna bring this grumpy ass back so gonna post a mini starter call in a min.

★ MINI STARTER CALL. (potentially selective!) ♡ for a random short starter. ↻ for a dm to plot.

( coughs loudly )

( ignores the piles of paperwork on his desk. plays old school tetris on his phone instead. )

(ooc.) no idea if the dbh verse is dead or not but this asshole is alive in my head again so here i am

( dozing off. )

( cracks his knuckles obnoxiously. )