The dog that John Wick takes at the end of the first film was slated to be put down. Just when you think the story can’t get any better... 🤯😭

when I finish this script I’m going to treat myself and clean out my email inbox

Pumpkin scones are back at Starbucks.

I want my retailer to have frills dang it

Equinox is an Austin FF second rounder!

Equinox did not make it into Austin FF semis. We go next! 💪

when you tighten the drawstrings on the trash bag, and that poof of garbage air hits you in the face

You heard a lot come out of President Trump’s mouth. Can you name one thing he said to actually make your life better?

Blasting one of the Captain America soundtracks as I head to the voting center to drop off my ballot. 🇺🇸

Hard agree.

Prometheus is an excellent film and Tenet is one of Nolan’s best. Come at me.

Hey Niraj and Wayfair.com: PSA that working the hours you are paid for, being unresponsive during your off hours, and separating work and life, is not anything to shy away from. There is not a lot of history of overworked employees being rewarded with literally anything. Clown.

The perfect metaphor for AI generated art does not exis—