@usaji_r THANK YOU...!! YOU'VE MADE THIS OLD MAN'S DAY!

MY GRANDSON SENT ME THIS PICTURE THROUGH TEXT MESSAGE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM?

WHAT IS THAT THING WHO IS THAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS NOSE? I THINK HE NEEDS A DOCTOR.

PLEASE STOP SENDING THIS SICK MAN TO MY PHONE???

STOP!!!!!!!!

NO NOW MY GRANDDAUGHTER IS HARASSING ME TOO????

THIS IS SO MESSED UP!!!!!

@HylianCal IF I WENT SWIMMING MY BEARD WOULD GET DAMAGED BY THE CHLORINE:(:(:(

HELLO LOVELY YOUNG PEOPLE

@HylianCal NO WE CANT I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN GROOMING IT!

@HylianCal OH...!

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY I'LL BE.............HUH...HOW OLD WILL I BE??? SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 87 AND 102??

MY BIRTHDAY WAS NICE BUT I STILL DONT KNOW HOW OLD I AM ):):)):)))):

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BANANA SUIT!!!!!

IT WOULDNT BE THAT OUT OF LINE TO COME TO COURT DRESSED LIKE THAT WOULD IT? I MEAN WE'VE CROSS-EXAMINED A PARROT AND A ROBOT SO.......