Zegras with an even grosser michy. Fuck you Bedsy. Hockey is at an all time high with these boys going top titty with the michy. Top 10 SKILL guys in the show rn. 1. McJesus 2. Makar 3. Pasta 4. Zegras 5. Kucherov 6. MacKinnon 7. Matthews 8. Kaprizov 9. Panarin 10. Hughes??

Caught Santa hunting some gyatt last night. Asked every chick if she was naughty or nice. Wonder how it played out for him?

Dan Campbell has nuts. That was wild.

Jordan Love masterclass. How’s your fucking new year. MVP in 2 years once he gets WR, heard it here first.

Florida State had nothing to say after they got their ass kicked. Was a whole deal how they didn’t get in then they showed everyone that the committee got it right.

Think about it

Stop sleeping on the pack.

Zach Hyman just shit his pants and it was offside.

Best to ever do it. Tyler Ennis.

Do the troops get gyatt over there? #bringemhome #tapin

I think I’m a werewolf. Every full moon I can’t sleep, up all night wired with energy. Tonight is the Wolf Moon like if you don’t believe it I’m here to tell you the moon really be something more than a white sphere chillin up there.

Bring ‘em home Sam Wade

They call me elixr the way my shit pump

It’s Avs or Bs winning the cup and I’ll be happy for both. Hammer them now. Rest of em are frauds

Made it out the mud. #royalarena

Stuck in Philly. Gonna stick my dick in a cheesesteak and keep the bender rolling.

Two nickels don’t equal a dime

Would fuck up some chicken wings right now. Take me to #flavortown

#bucciovertimechallenge Knies/Maroon

#bucciovertimechallenge Eckman-Larson/Nurse