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Gate Of Heavens

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HTH, THIS.

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calendar_today07-08-2012 10:20:44

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Tip: Split your to-do list into small, manageable next actions. Otherwise, you might die with major unfinished business and become a ghost.

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"Can't go to afterlife until I've brought murderers to justice": ghost. "...spent 10m googling detectives & picked next action": not ghost.

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It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll; Solution there, it seems to me, Is to succeed & reach your goal

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It matters not how strait the gate You try to enter with your soul; Solution there, it seems to me, Is going through a bigger hole.

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Every year, to maintain eternal youth, Dorian sheds a ghostly self—but after half a century, they escape the underworld. (50 Shades of Gray)

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New Year's Eve, 2024. A woman meets an enigmatic businessman, not knowing her entire world... is about to change colour. (50 Shades of Grue)

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Anastasia interviews a mysterious French economist. She finds he's a man who obeys his own law—and creates his own demand (50 Shades of Say)

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The dreaded "damnatio memetica" meant that the names of those who fell out of favour with the Senate would be erased from all viral content.

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Reality exists distributed across old stored versions of stupid essays about its themes—the doctrine of "it from nitwit lit crit git commit"

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When the moon hits your eye & you fall down and die, this is Sparta When the world seems to shine in the Hell where you dine, this is Sparta

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"Wait. Wait! What if we were to kill him… in the present?" —Claus von Stauffenberg, after years of fruitless research in time travel physics

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It's very rude of you to be hurt by me. Even if you have no intention of carrying it out, you're still implicitly threatening revenge.