#ttrpg dumb magic item ideas. 1) Bag of Letting Go Anything placed in this bag can be retrieved by anyone that isn't you. 2) Staff of the Neophyte The attuned can cast any cantrip from any Class List, but cannot cast spells 1st level or higher. To be continued...

#ttrpg more dumb magic item ideas 3) Girdle of Gender Confusion The Attuned appears and sounds to all viewers as completely androgynous. Anytime the attuned would confirm a gender identity for themselves, it's mysterious bleeped out.

#ttrpg more dumb magic item ideas 4) Ring of Spell Changing When used, the ring casts a random spell of the same level as what was stored in it. 5) Wand of Docile Magic Spells cast through this wand are so uneventful that people barely notice the casting. Advantage to Stealth

#ttrpg even more dumb magic item ideas 6) Gauntlets of Focused Fury You expend one Rage. Instead of entering a Rage state, you channel all your anger into one overwhelming barrage. Treat your Str mod as if it were +5, double weapon damage die. If you hit, you may attack again.

#ttrpg even more dumb magic item ideas 7) Gloves of Charity Advantage on Sleight of Hand checks, but only to actions that involve giving non-damaging items to another person without them knowing. 8) Sleep Slippers Footsteps from these boots can't be heard by sleepers.

Which brings me to #9 on my ideas for ttrpgs magic items. 9) Hat of the The Mad Harlot Double proficiency to Performance checks. (Stacks) Double it again if the performance in question involves stacking...

#ttrpg And finally, the last dumb magic item ideas... For now. 10) Hand of Obad-Hai After affixing this hand to an appropriate appendage, you now have a faint godly aura, change your alignment to True Neutral, and smell like Sage and Patchouli.

#ttrpg Ok let's just end the bullshit and cut to the chase. Make a fantasy world where the entire damn ecosystem consists of dragonoids. No humans. No mammals. No nothing. Everything evolved from a dragon. Then invade with an army of mechs and tanks from another world. Cowards.

#battletech Sooo hear me out.... Care Bear themed Assault Vehicle. What's the loadout?

Sometimes you need someone to tell you its gonna be okay. I’ve got you.

#battletech So hear me out.. A catapult that launches power armor units at enemy mechs. (Not catapult as in the mech. Catapult as in an actual catapult.) Discuss... (I'm fully aware there's something wrong with me.)

I envision an outfit like this one for next season, infused with the unique flair of the Mad Harlot. Seeking a sponsor who shares my vision and wants to collaborate on this exciting fashion endeavor.

"Being part Native American doesn't make you mixed. They're white! If you're from America, you're white." Caught me so off guard that I couldn't form words to respond. And that's quite a feat.

Dear Crypto-peddlers, Stop tagging me in your bullshit. I'm not interested. Was never interested. Never will be interested. Leave me alone. P.s. Fuck off and launch yourself from a trebuchet into the ocean cause being a shark's dinner is the highest aspiration you could have.

If the costs of gifts this year feel like a lot, just remember. Least you're not buying lingerie for a centaur.

Let’s have a show of hands, Did you know that my partner and I run a privately funded foster home and sanctuary for cats and kittens called Harlot_House

Bad ttrpg magic item ideas: 1) Good Boy Shield - A person who liked pain in a previous life reincarnates as an intelligent shield. 2) Viridian Lamp Blade - a mighty sword but damage is halved against yellow targets. 3) Third Shift Glasses - Grants Dayvision 60 ft.

Stupid #ttrpg item/ real world invention idea: A jockstrap/bra covered in a layer of ignition cloth. Highly impractical but looks cool so...