Attempted to scroll today on X, the everything app, and witnessed 5 deaths and 9 pairs of dream shelves. Is this the new American dream?

On the upper-left is Rebekah’s mugshot from her arrest for battery and resisting arrest. On the upper-right is Rebekah’s mugshot from her arrest for cyberstalking and posting revenge porn. On the lower-left is Rebekah’s mugshot from her arrest for unauthorized access of state

The sauna is so p. Couldn’t Imagine getting in that with a woman #ShrimpBoil

Nightmare fuel

This is diabolical

Game hasnt even started yet bro 🤣

🚨⚾️ Mua fuckin Ohtani

One of the more childish immature things I've seen haha

Jake Garegnani CBS 8 San Diego He cooked your dumb ass, and I hate Manny Machado.

Got my Teague jersey on…. No draws

Drake Maye and Stefon Diggs on a random Sunday night

Well then….

Just a massive win for the #Falcons and another loss for the #Bills… which means the #Patriots are in first place in the AFC East.

Me checking TreVeyon Henderson’s box score each week

Anybody have $5.90? Good seats available at Doak this weekend for a big ACC matchup between FSU and Wake. Dan Thompson Chef Corry 👨🏿‍🍳🎙️

Tell your wife I’d fracture her spine in the A gap (but also happy thanksgiving)

Martin Scorsese once said he didn’t know how to end GOODFELLAS (1990). He had Henry break the fourth wall, turning to the camera, admitting his new life as a “schnook.” When asked why he did it, Scorsese said: “Couldn’t think of any other thing to do.”