Queers get the right to marry and already America is going straight down the shitter. instagram.com/p/4vFGWnjZmL/

Canoo'in. instagram.com/p/4zpaNnDZiL/

Have just been informed that on my behind-the-scenes tour of #johnsonspacecenter, photos are NOT PROHIBITED ANYWHERE. Hold onto your feeds.

I am impressed with the number of #NASA facilities that are also wildlife refuges.

At 3:17p on July 20, 1969, Apollo 11 landed on the moon. At 3:17p on July 20, 2015, I was in Apollo's mission control room. #spacetweets

Billboard seen in Texas: "now featuring pudding wrestling! The Thrilla in vanilla! "

OH (regarding having a male gyno from UGA): "Listen, I've already had enough frat boys in there, I don't need another one."

Brisket...sliders...County Line BBQ Hill damn son. #135hours

OH (regarding Jason Derulo's song about hearing symphonies when his girl gets undressed): "...what if it's Mahler!? What would THAT mean?"

Roses are red, violets are blue.You've got me feelin' some kinda way, will you be my main bitch, miss? #jailhousevalentines #didntmakethisup

Dear DJ at #kbcq in Roswell, NM: The pronunciation for the artist who performs "Wild Thing" is in fact not "Tone Lock." #knowbetterdobetter

Two hand painted signs on the same building: "female vocalist wanted "and "I buy rocks and things. "

I know I'm in Oakland bc I was awoken by the smell of weed. A pleasant alarm clock. #135hours

Hey it's Bullfrog! @SpaceCampMedia SpaceCampUSA TODAY

love being at the @FerstCenter for #PostSecretShow. hope to get ice cream after. #gayagenda

It's no secret I lurve this one. #postsecretshow #53percent @ Ferst… instagram.com/p/BBd7a4JjZj0G…

HOW NOT TO HAVE A STROKE: youtube.com/watch?v=2aTFTh…

Let's save 'em! telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/0… British Antarctic Survey 🐧 #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #ActualBabiesLovesBadAssUnicorns

Things Hovering Art Directors say. Share your best line for the chance to win: hoveringartdirector.com #adobestock #contest