My brain is completely off as of late. I'm seeing more typos per tweet than I ever have before. I need a mental reset. Hopefully the off day tomorrow gets that done.

I always laugh when brands (like Cadillac there) use 'Nobody Speak' as their song playing behind a commercial. The lyrics literally start with this: "Picture this I'm a bag of dicks Put me to your lips"

There is zero reason for Jay Bruce to be hitting right now.

Where is Mike Ford?

POP SOME GREENIES, GET PUMPED, CHAD IS COMING IN.

Fuck this. FUCK.

The Yankees are going to sweep Tampa Bay this weekend and all the people pronouncing the team dead will immediately backtrack.

Same goes for Victoria.

Analytics Baseball Man I cant wait to look back and go “remember when this team started off so shitty and look where we are now...... game one of the World Series” #GoYankees #SquadUp

Bring the DH back to the National League. Please. So Dom can play first.

Analytics Baseball Man If this team wins 100 games and this tweet gets 500 likes I will get a tattoo that says “Gary is Scary”

Who thought it'd be a good idea to have Mike Pelfrey call in?

Peterson was essentially perfect before that pitch.