The dance you do when you miss the entire bull market because you invested in Udi Bratwurstheimer. x.com/tmccarthyv94/s…

Don’t confuse silence for weakness. I was just reading the Ripple case again. Found a loophole that me and my ex-SEC buds just want wait to abuse. Might give the alpha to some lucky Rune #666 holders

You will now be taxed on vibes. All Lambo tweets are deductible as delusion.

who will lead the charge? more importantly, who will follow with 100x's? the market is always right

The market may force me to play my hand. Soon

Not financial advice. Just emotional manipulation done by the best 👌 Trust Gary with your coins, you're in good hands anon

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Markets up? I’m suspicious. Markets down? I’m involved

RT this or I’ll show up at your house with a cease and desist letter and NO SNACKS Unless you hold Gary Gensler Coin ofc

All I do is Wynn Wynn Wynn James Wynn audit coming SOON

You call it a ‘bull run.’ I call it ‘unregulated enthusiasm

Markets up? I’m suspicious. Markets down? I’m involved

Official SEC Document #404: If you reply ‘Wen moon’ to this, you’ve been served

SBF may have made some mistakes (in a wallet that may or may not have been under his control).... But he filled out the right forms

“What should I regulate next?” Emotions? Sat fees? Hope? Bitcoin Mempool TPS? You decide anon ⬇️

ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m creating a new memecoin index. It’s called ‘The Watchlist.’ Time to clean out the kennel and make way for the real big dogs 🧹🐶

Rune June btw June 2026 it looks like, hold the line fam

New Rule: If your coin is named after a dog, I get naming rights to your soul.

If this tweet gets 420 likes, I’ll investigate myself.

ETH is not a security. It’s a gateway drug (worse than meth) Better just buy GGG #666