After 20 years of a Glazer ownership that's brought countless problems to a once great football club Mark Santos has got the exclusive story on their imminent departure. You're going to be a rich man Mark.

I see the TV companies have found a way round the conundrum of United not being in Europe, just make them play every game on a Monday night. Problem solved 👍🏻 At least it opens the door for me to attend a few non league games at 3pm on a Saturday. Football as God intended. ⚽️

We'll have a bit of that won't we? 🇾🇪

Look at the witch at the top. 8 minutes at the end 🤣🤣🤣

Go on John lad you massive whopper. 🤣

Player this lad isn't he? 🇾🇪

Great football isn't it? That bloke who beat us in the Europa League final has been sacked twice since that night in Bilbao whilst our fella who lost is still going strong for now. 🤣

His worst Liverpool team in almost 10 years have just lost to my worst United team in 12 years. Blimey.

Twice more than 'Use'.

Michael Oliver adding 8 minutes on at the end on Sunday was the final act of villainy from a totally snide referee wasn't it?

That kid who hasn't had a hair cut for ages seems to be getting a lot of grief from his fellow United supporters. In what way has he upset people? I hate him because I wish I had his hair to grow! 😀

I couldn't really concentrate for most of the match at Anfield last Sunday. I spent the 90 minutes trying to find that bastard Steve after he had me beaten up at Brentford by his sons the other week. Revenge will be served up sooner or later.

I'm prepared to trade my Corgi die-cast Batmobile for a Forest away ticket if that deal appeals to anyone. 🇾🇪

This could indeed be good news but £26 million. What the fuck?

Old Trafford today at the unholy hour of 17-30. It will be interesting to see how pissed I am when I rock up at the turnstiles 5 minutes before kick off because my pre match drinking ritual isn't changing to suit live TV. 🇾🇪🍺

Fucking hell. Even we beat Sunderland at home. 🤣

Afternoon. 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

When Aston Villa send that waste of space Jadon Sancho back to Old Trafford in January how long do United have to put up with him for? When's his contract up?

Early days of course but I like the style of Matheus Cunha. He looks a real player. The last signing United made that captured my imagination like Cunha was probably Robin Van Persie. 🇾🇪

I wonder what he's basing this list on. What's the criteria? He's younger than me Holt so he can't have seen Duncan Edwards play for starters.