Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

Whaaaaaaaat the fuck is Malkin doing man Jesus Christ

Need a push to really stay in second place and hold it down while sid is out. And they’ve done anything but that. Just an unreal looking team right now. You absolutely cannot slide out of a playoff spot

WIN A FUCKING SHOOTOUT FOR ONCE PLEASE

This is fuckin embarrassing

LETANG CANT DEFEND ANYMORE

3/4 points on the weekend!!!! Let’s all breeeeaaaaatthhhheeeeeee

NHL refs just insist on making their presence known during tight games. They crave it

NEVER SAY DIE

I’ll take the point, but this team and shootouts is on some voodoo magic type if bad run. This is Insane

Lil Cros is back in these streets

BEAT THIS FUCKIN TEAM ONE FUCKING TIME!!!!! FUCK

Still, no idea what the hell goaltender interference is

Pens “don’t give up a shorthanded goal” challenge= impossible

I need a Chinakhov extension YESTERDAY

Goaltender interference challenge coming, you know the pens are fucked

Yep, I knew it. No one knows what goaltender interference is

This fuckin team man

Someone please remind Parker Wotherspoon that just because he plays with Erik Karlsson, does not mean he can do the same things EK does

I really thought that might get called back, but I knew deep down that the league wasn’t gonna let a call go our way