"So one time I got poison ivy on my penis one time and started jerking it and it like, swelled up"

"My jeans are so tight my right but keeps popping back and forth lol"

"God, Im a smooth criminal"

"I wonder if you get a bunch of fat kids in the back of a bus, if it'll do a wheelie"

"When I take showers, my nipples look like dream catchers"

Reggie Watson

"I'm going home, cause I'm a gangster and that's what gangsters do"

"I don't mess up cause I'm a fuckin G, you feel me"

dude same Garett Stark