I hate there’s no bet/mtv/vh1 to play this 428 times a day

craziest things about natural disasters is that ppl are desperate to volunteer their help in any way they can, but the main obstacle when it comes to funding is literally just greedy corporations/governments being unwilling to donate resources to the victims and volunteers

Not only do I willingly give my data to China but I also freely give my heart

Y’all are depriving yourselves of the joy of deep diving on Wikipedia for hours to learn about random stuff. Convenience is the thief of curiosity!

Spraying perfume on my data and kissing the envelope with my lipstick before sending it directly to China (first class international shipping)

gambling addiction is crazy bc you kinda just believe in magic and bankrupt yourself based on that

china is about to ban rednote in usa bc americans are so aggressive and perverted in the comment sections

The Pacific Northwest is a profoundly evil place and David was absolutely right to recognize it as such

younger niece slapped her sister in the face while i'm babysitting,, what do i say aside from telling the sister to hit her back?

just remembered helena's order and genuinely went into fight or flight mode oh my god i’m so glad i quit that job omg

i’m so old help😭

calling this woman 47 days younger than me babygirl ikdr

the venue employees scheduled that day have to funniest opportunity to all call out 10 mins before their shift😭

getting married