Can savages even use the Internet?

I was about to say Aulus is the only one that hasn’t disappointed me... but I was was wrong.

Now hiring for the XIIth legion. Inquire below.

That’s an odd mating ritual.

You think you can lock me out Twitter? You’re not strong enough to do so.

Free education for anyone who joins the Garlean empire.

I prefer a wolf that bites back, not a dog constantly in heat.

If the Warrior of Light is tempered than what does that make Ascians?

If I’m not the trust DPS in the battle against Elidibus then I’m taking back Ala Mhigo.

Imaging having defeated the Eikon slayer but now you are forced to run copper bell mines a hundred times. //i have a love/hate relationship with the current event.

Come to Garlemald where we don’t care about you sexuality or gender. As long as you are useful, you are accepted.

Aulus. A word.

I actually meant the idiotic one. Luckily he responded.

//SE felt a need to remind us of the enthralled Kobald. Maybe we’ll find a way to break those who have been tempered.

Elibidus is in constant denial of his servitude state.

If possession is nine tenths of the law, return my body to me.

Dating a Warrior of Light is still a better choice than being a puppet to a false god.

Since I’m already an experiment, your threat doesn’t work on me, puppet.

Why are so many people shocked when I stab them after they requested me to do so?