Someone had a tantrum about their water intake whilst I was on holiday, honestly, far too dramatic if you ask me.

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It's been 5 years 😱. He was to blame for my car getting locked in a multistory car park on our first date, so I got the train home and we had a second date the next day, and now we're here... It was only supposed to be a winter fling 🤷🏻‍♂️

The proverbial cat is out of the bag, this will be my last Postdoc position. I have made the decision to leave academia, for my own sanity and security. So, given that I'd prefer to not end up unemployed; if you have a job you think I'd be good at, please send it my way!

Tea with jam on toast is a top tier supper.

Suits through the ages

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Hugo came to work with me today, he enjoyed my talk... clearly.

Incredibly grateful for this beautiful "Thank you" card, from the school/students at my last ever(😢) The Brilliant Club placement. Very excited for their final assignment submissions; my final, final assignments to mark after 6 years working on The Scholars Programme

Not sure what they mean? This is clearly a £3000 pcm studio apartment in London.

That first pupcup of the day hits different... Can you tell? Thanks Starbucks

It was -7 ⁰C when I left the gym this morning; there's no heating, it was hell. But, it also caused my car fob to stop working, so I had to manually get in with the key. This sets off the alarm. At 6am.

#DogsAtPollingStations finally get to be part of this trend

Basking

With this weekends weather, my thoughts are with all those living at home who will suffer "picky tea" with a miserable salad tonight. Stay strong.

Either I'm not a morning person, or one of us is overcompensating.

We're both out excersizing today, one of us our legs the other our right to vote. He just needs to learn how to hold a pen properly. #dogsatpollingstations

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