If he’s on trial for undeniable bangers then I fear he’s guilty as charged

out at dinner & the staff just skipped a drake song lmao

you give me an eighth of weed, a 12 pack of coors banquet, my vyvanse prescription & 72 uninterrupted hours in a dark room and i will unfuck any company financials known to man

Girls will post "literally me" and it's a picture of a bedazzled snail

love when a 15 y/o asks me for an application & i have to be like i’m so sorry little guy but your job options are grocery cart or chicken nuggets

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Checking in again to remind you to go follow my business page on Instagram so I can keep making my little wizard t-shirts and accessories and having fun

if i was a detective assigned to the Brian Thompson case I would simply not look that hard

Damn dude hell yeah

Been in Columbus for 10 minutes and already seen a “these colors don’t run, they reload,” pickup truck rear-end a school bus. #ThankYouMotorists

waited for 6 minutes for this to cycle back onscreen

Seen this on FB 😂

I know some of you may think l'm tough and harsh but actually I'm a very compassionate person (with a very high IQ) with strong common sense