DISREGARD THIS BLATANT HIJACKING. YOUR BUZZ MARKETING IS NOTED, TRAP-JAW (🎃Aaron Catano-Saez🇵🇷)! THE NEXT UPGRADE TO THIS APP HAD BETTER BE A WAY TO DELETE IT, LEST I CURSE YOU AND YOUR MARKETING TEAM TO THE CHAOS DIMENSION. gardenplotswithskeletor.libsyn.com/s2e06-plapp-go…

I, SKELETOR, GRUDGINGLY ADMIT TO RESPECTING TRI-KLOPS (James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con) FOR ABANDONING ME TO THE LITERAL WOLVES. ALTHOUGH, THIS WILL NOT SPARE HIM A SCATHING PERFORMANCE REVIEW, COME MARCH. I WILL BE USING THE RED PEN FOR THIS ONE!

IF ANYONE HAS SEEN ANY WANDERING DOORS AROUND ETERNOS, RETURN THEM TO SNAKE MOUNTAIN POST HASTE. gardenplotswithskeletor.libsyn.com/s2e07-tri-klop…

As of today I'm caught up on Garden Plots with Skeletor and I spent some time yelling at my speaker about romance novel prose because of it, and if that's not an endorsement, I don't know what is.

i may have gotten a b on this school project, but it has two-bad (System Mastery), ram-man (Jay Edidin 🧭) and duncan (Jarod K. Anderson) in it, so it's definitely got a-list interviews. if you want to check it out, hit up link.chtbl.com/VrZ2Qvwt

SIBLING'S DAY IS COMING UP. IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT TO GET ME, SKELETOR, A LESS UNBEARABLY JOVIAL AND AFFECTIONATE BROTHER WOULD BE IDEAL!

i was stuck on a boat with skeletor, king randor, duncan Jarod K. Anderson, and fisto Hal Lublin (He/Him) for sibling’s day. ask me anything. i mean, will i respond? eh, we'll see, i still have class today. btw, being an only child? 🥇

if you want the details on this boat drama, i've got you covered. gardenplotswithskeletor.libsyn.com/s2e12-a-fist-i…

IN MY DARK HEART, I THINK I ALWAYS KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE TO SOMEDAY CONTEND WITH THE LIQUOR BUREAU AND THEIR FIENDISH LICENSING PROCEDURES. WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH! (IT WILL BE I, SKELETOR.) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

WE HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW INSIDE OF OUR JAIL CELL IN ORDER TO RAISE BAIL FUNDS. TWO-BAD'S CLOSE-UP MAGIC IS DOING BETTER THAN IT HAS ANY RIGHT TO.

Hmmm One week until the next episode of Garden Plots with Skeletor, huh? 👀👀👀

Hi yes do you wanna hear me pretend to be a GAY CAT because if so the latest episode of Garden Plots with Skeletor has you COVERED and also has a ton of GREAT FUNNY PEOPLE on it!!!

THE SNAKE MOUNTAIN BAKE SALE WILL WRAP UP AT 5 O'CLOCK SHARP. CLAWFUL HAS A HOCKEY GAME AND THE LAST TIME I LEFT BEAST MAN AT THE FORTRESS UNATTENDED THERE WAS NO END OF DESTROYED PLANTS. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

WHIPLASH IS NOW BANNED FROM WATCHING BBC ETERNIA. NO PATISSERIE WEEK FOR YOU! AND GRAYSKULL HELP YOU IF I EVER HEAR THE WORD 'STODGY' FROM YOU AGAIN... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

DON'T LET BUZZ-OFF (@gjallerbru) FOOL YOU WITH THAT RAKEISH CHARM. HE IS A SCOFFLAW THAT OWES SNAKE MOUNTAIN FIVE DOLLARS FOR THAT CARWASH! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

THIS EPISODE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE'RE UNABLE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT SITTER FOR PRINCE ADAM (@megadumbcast) ON SHORT NOTICE. I HOPE THE ALL-AGES PINBALL SHOWCASE WAS WORTH IT, DEBBIE! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

so, the evil gardeners' grow-off didn't go as planned. i did meet one of skeletor's...friends?? idk if that's the right word for whatever's going on between cobra commander (James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con) and skeletor, but they definitely share an interest in yelling. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

i don't think anyone was surprised that skeletor has strong feelings about sex and the city, but i gotta know what your thoughts on this are. which one is skeletor? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

well, if you had asked me how i thought mer-man would finally get a kitten, this would not have been my first guess. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s2e…

we know a samantha when we see one.