EVIL CLOWN?! That's Greasepaint Profilin'! Big-shoe bias! I'm sorry. Is Bozo-Phobia acceptable in dis place? That's some caricatu-assassination and coulro-crimination! Jus' for that, Ima turn ya into a special Roxie Project. Slice. Dice. Extra nice. YUM. 𝓔𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓪 𝓟𝓻𝓸 𝓦𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰

HEY. HEY. Stuff it, ya pigment prude! Maybe dats how dey do things down in Philadelphia P.A. where the streets run polka dot from all the innocent clowns, mimes and tramps who suffered for the crime of jus' wantin' ta entertain ya's. If you cut me, do we not bleed confetti?

Hiya Samantha Tolson (Parody). Most people wait til the train wreck happens to say 'Oh no'. Smart people get out the way but I say, where's the fun in that?! Maybe I wanna see what kinda scrap metal you'll twist me inta! Course, 'long the way, Ima beat you ova the head like a Whac-A-Mole.

Oh you wan' sum o Roxie, huh? GET IN LINE, SUGAH. But don't worry. I got a wheelchair off ta the side that's perfect size for that keistah. We'll toss a blanket ovah ya legs and sneak ya right to the front of the line. Next stop? THA SCRAMBLER! I'll twist ya up good!

Get ready Prestige Wrestling Empire! Roxie's gonna cut a promo on Scion and I'm breakin' out the DADDY WARBUCKS CARD! I'm talkin' balloons, parades, blood and guts, polka dots, face paintin', pettin' zoon, chainsaws, deep fried habaneros, camel rides, photo booths, anthrax—the works!

Come crawl in, just wrap yourself 'round a chair! Let the pain begin, it's time to pull out your hair! Roxie's so de-light-ed! (Eee!) 'Cause a fire just ig-ni-ted! (Call 9-1-1!) To go feerraaaal at Roxie’s Funhouse!

So ladies. How we do this? Rock, paper, scissors? Odds/Evens? Finger Joustin'? Chainsaw Roulette? Colorin' contest? Oh! Lets set up a Double Dare course with acid baths n' broken glass! On ya mark! Get set! OH NO! ROXIE NICKED A BLEEDAH! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! OH DA CLOWNUMANITY!

Boop-Oop-a-Doop BOOP!

If you love clowns, this show is for ya! 𝐉𝐐.

HEY. I ain't a yo-yo! Wait... Wait... WAIT. So to yuse a yo-yo, ya gotta put ya finger in a hole... and then the yo-yo... always... comes... again... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Well golly. Maybe I am a yo-yo!

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