Kinda hard to build emergency funds when everyday is an emergency.

I feel so bad for nerds and Christian men. Yall these hoes backup plan. 😂✌🏾

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory

Some people are mean and bitter because they had a rough childhood. Some people are kind and caring for the same reason.

instead of cheating, lying & hiding your phone, why don’t you just go be with the person you’ve been secretly talking to?

Man sporty bet really needs to launch a token and give users an airdrop

0/10 ragebait

You won’t believe what he is referring to as abattoir 💔😂

She doesn’t know we have to keep changing styles so we don’t release quickly

Lmao the female bestie wasn’t that drunk and knew what she was doing

Better send your measurements give your tailor today. Uniform dem Dey give since last month Dey too tight

The thieves search history be like:

TONY My face anytime I translate a Japanese tweet

Domino's Pizza UK Get some good lawyers Nestle won’t find this tweet funny

Delete one forever 1: Money 2: Peace 3: Love 4: Good Health

“That will be a good time to show us your speed” is frying me lmaooo

Elon musk is likely having the best period of his life seeing all these racist posts

The Tl would have been in flames if a man did this to his daughter. Women should start their life in prison and prove their way out.